Please read the following with David Attenborough’s voice in mind.
..And now a donsy of gnomes
Gather away from their homes
Awaiting their companions
In diplodocus canyon
And as the males start to rut
The females choose, each, their hut
Readying it for their young
And soon, gnomlings run amok
This was written for W3
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Haha! That’s great, Matt!
Yvette M Calleiro 🙂
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Thanks!
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I applied the great man’s voice in my head – a surreal experience!
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Lol
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Oh my! No wonder the gnomes are all smiling!! Hehe!
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Lol!
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… it’s happening 🙂
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😅 you made me look at that picture in a whole new way 😆
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😆 the redder the hat the more the much more elusive female gnomes swoon, I’ve decided in this fantasy world lol
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😅in your dreams Matt… but if there’s a bell on the end – well that’s a different matter 😃
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Brilliant Matt! The Attenborough narration style perfectly captures garden gnome behaviour. I can practically hear his hushed tones describing gnomlings running amok through diplodocus canyon. Delightfully absurd nature documentary parody!
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Thanks!
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very nice!
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Here you go:
https://stoneheadcroft.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/and-now-a-donsy-of-gnomes.mp3
Back tomorrow to read and comment in detail.
Dennis
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Brilliant!
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Matt, this gave me a real Attenborough chuckle—“diplodocus canyon” is such an unexpectedly perfect setting for gnome courtship.
I could practically hear the hushed narration as the gnomlings took over.
~David
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Thanks. I’ve had diplodocus circle or canyon on my mind for a while wanting to use it. Finally had something it fit with lol
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🤗
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