About the sexy beast

I’m a silverback gorilla who writes poetry & sometimes fiction.

I’m also a certified sexy beast, as the evidence will become clear:

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My writing varies between weird, humorous and of course downright depressing.

I like bananas.

I also like Birds. Birds are dinosaurs, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise because they’re wrong.
Bluetits are my favourite small wild dinosaurs

I also like to ask questions and look intelligent while I ask it. The trick is to only ask questions out loud that sound deep, and ask google the stupid ones and then delete your history once you have the answer.

If you enjoy my writing please subscribe and follow me on that pesky twitter thing.

LionAroundWriting June 21, 2016 / 7:39 pm

Lol. Interesting bio.
Isn’t a blue tit technically a bird?

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- M.J June 21, 2016 / 7:52 pm
  
  Birds are dinosaurs. Sadly it’s not widely shared in the media. But paleontologists say birds are dinosaurs. Part of the Theropod group of dinosaurs.
  
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  - LionAroundWriting June 21, 2016 / 7:59 pm
    
    Cool.
    
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C.C. April 2, 2017 / 5:23 pm

Ok, this made me laugh out loud: “The trick is to only ask questions out loud that sound deep, and ask google the stupid ones and then delete your history once you have the answer.”

Seriously funny, Sexy Beast. I will be joining your harem promptly 🙂

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- M.J April 2, 2017 / 8:50 pm
  
  Thanks for joining the harem!
  
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