I must let you know I am as big as tyrannosaurs rex
Except smaller

What it is, you see, is this
billions of years folded me into this frame
But rest assured I am as big as he, the mighty King!
So be humbled and kneel before my beastly beak!
Hah! How my servant doth think that I dont know how sharp it is!
Why, I sharpen it upon eventide
Whilst your eyelids flutter with the butterflies that weave your velveteen dreams!
So once more I must charge you
Be humbled on thy knees
before my beastly beak!

Matt’s note:

I am humbled before him, and he shall shit wherever he shall please, even if means it is on me!

Oh, Mighty king, hold mine heart and feel it beat upon this night in pulsing fear  and thus self-effacing before you I kneel, and any comaplaint of mine herewith withdrawn for you are my King and ever I am in service to you, rest assure I will bring to you the feast of dawn, when sol doth rise upon her perch.