I ‘ad jus’ such a hunch
It was gonna be one of them rum ones
As i set to the bus station
And the B15 had only gone and been replaced
By a flippin’ stegasarus
Can ya believe jus’ such a disgrace?
”Ow am i meant to ride betwixt ‘is osteoderms?’ I asked
To not such as a mumbled reply
‘This bloody bus service is coprolite’
I shouted to anyone who passed me by
Written for W3
silverbackgorillapoetry.com 
All poems should end with this line:”I shouted to anyone who passed me by”🤣
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An interesting take!
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Why replaced with Stegosaurus? Because it is called the dumbest dinosaur?
Very interesting and innovative take.
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Because i like dinosaurs. Never heard of stegosaurus being the dumbest. No particular reason, other than a pre historic dinosaur in a bus station is strange. Plus stegasaruses are notoriously hard to ride because of their spiney backs which is a kind of commentary on the state of public transport, especially if you use a wheelchair.
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So Google’sinformation is wrong. Thanks for your patience for explainining itsobeautifully.
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A stegasarus? Very clever!
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Matt, this is delightfully ridiculous — and very you. The dialect, the bus-stop grumbling, the fossil pun — it all clicks!
~David
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hi Matt❣️
Just wanna let you know that this week’s W3, hosted by our wonderful Josie Holford, is now live:
https://skepticskaddish.com/2025/12/31/w3-prompt-192-weave-written-weekly/
Much love,
David
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