Why do you humans sometimes refer to yourself as naked apes?
Yet if a human wonders on the street naked, the police turn up?
You’re the only ape that wears fucking clothes!
Naked apes? My arse! And guess what? I’m a gorilla so my arse is naked. Exceptionally hairy but naked!
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Really weird creatures. Born naked, proudly call themselves naked, and then cover themselves up with all sorts of ridiculous stuff to stop being naked. If they stopped doing that, no doubt all of them would evolve to grow a pelt in line with the climate. Of course, that wouldn’t solve the problem they have about showing reproductive or nursing bits. Crazy.
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