Homo sapiens should change their name


As i walk among you hairless apes (you’re not actually hairless though) I come to realise you have been classified wrong as Homo sapiens.

Homo (man) Sapiens (wise)

But you’re hardly wise. And I got a much more fitting name for you Homo Contradictus

For what I have noticed is that you’re all walking contradictions.

Oh don’t shoot me, I’m a walking contradiction too. But I’m a gorilla and haven’t been named as the ‘wise’ ones.

Enjoy your new species name, it fits better.

3 thoughts on “Homo sapiens should change their name

  1. colonialist February 18, 2019 / 9:21 pm

    The new name has strong competition from Homo Stupidus.


    • Matt Johnson February 19, 2019 / 11:50 am

      Perhaps there should be a poll before an official change of name for your species. But can I trust such a species with such a vote?

      I guess I’ll have to.

      I hear you humans love you some democracy.

      Though I hear that sometimes it is only superficial and behind the scenes democracy isn’t always… democracy…

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      • colonialist February 19, 2019 / 5:06 pm

        Votes involving humans are always rigged. One needs a more reliable and intelligent species like pigs or dolphins or elephants. They are nearly as intelligent as gorillas.


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