He’s drunk on the sly
He snatches another bite
Too many fermented apples
Don’t tell his wife, she thinks she’s the only apple of his eyes
She don’t know he’s not fit to fly
She’ll have a fit when she finds out
He’ll have spun ‘er a yarn or two
But that’s just like our Dave
The sheer cheek of ‘im
I love ‘im all the same.
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My guess his wife knows exactly what he’s up to! Something about those stories he tells, though. She loves him just the same. This was a fun read.
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I’m sure his wife knows. I heard he ‘pecks ‘er ‘ead’ but he says she pecks his so it’s all equal…
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I’d ‘ave a beer with ‘im anytime! Nice one
Come Whirl with me!
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They don’t serve Dave in any pubs I know of. He tends to just find fermented fruit in peoples gardens…. 😉
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It is one of those risky episodes that one risks for the fun of it!
Hank
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This was a fun read.
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