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I fart when I pee

Feb 25, 2018Feb 25, 2018Matt1 Comment

I shatter the corridors silence
My neighbours surely getting the gravity of the situation
As I bare a perhaps intimate sound
A sure-fire way of knowing I’m taking a leak
For the crescendo of my farts
Sound like rattling teeth
Echoing and reverberating
Along the walls
Like ping pong balls

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