As i walk among you hairless apes (you’re not actually hairless though) I come to realise you have been classified wrong as Homo sapiens.
Homo (man) Sapiens (wise)
But you’re hardly wise. And I got a much more fitting name for you Homo Contradictus
For what I have noticed is that you’re all walking contradictions.
Oh don’t shoot me, I’m a walking contradiction too. But I’m a gorilla and haven’t been named as the ‘wise’ ones.
Enjoy your new species name, it fits better.
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The new name has strong competition from Homo Stupidus.
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Perhaps there should be a poll before an official change of name for your species. But can I trust such a species with such a vote?
I guess I’ll have to.
I hear you humans love you some democracy.
Though I hear that sometimes it is only superficial and behind the scenes democracy isn’t always… democracy…
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Votes involving humans are always rigged. One needs a more reliable and intelligent species like pigs or dolphins or elephants. They are nearly as intelligent as gorillas.
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