About the sexy beast



I’m a silverback gorilla who writes poetry & sometimes fiction.

I’m also a certified sexy beast, as the evidence will become clear:

My writing varies between weird, humorous and of course downright depressing.

I like bananas.

I also like Birds. Birds are dinosaurs, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise because they’re wrong.
Bluetits are among my favourite small wild dinosaurs. But Jays are by far best my favourite, in fact, they’re a pathological obsession, a habit I can’t quit.

I also like to ask questions and look intelligent while I ask them. The trick is to only ask questions out loud that sound deep, and ask google the stupid ones and then delete your history once you have the answer.

8 thoughts on “About the sexy beast

    • M.J June 21, 2016 / 7:52 pm

      Birds are dinosaurs. Sadly it’s not widely shared in the media. But paleontologists say birds are dinosaurs. Part of the Theropod group of dinosaurs.

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  1. C.C. April 2, 2017 / 5:23 pm

    Ok, this made me laugh out loud: “The trick is to only ask questions out loud that sound deep, and ask google the stupid ones and then delete your history once you have the answer.”

    Seriously funny, Sexy Beast. I will be joining your harem promptly 🙂

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    • M.J April 2, 2017 / 8:50 pm

      Thanks for joining the harem!

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  2. Actually Autistic Blogs List September 12, 2019 / 10:01 pm

    Matt, your blog will soon be added to our Actually Autistic Blogs List (anautismobserver.wordpress.com). Please click on the “How do you want your blog listed?” link at the top of that site to customize your blog’s description on the list (or to decline).
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      • Actually Autistic Blogs List September 13, 2019 / 6:35 pm

        You’re welcome, and thanks for writing your blog. The list wouldn’t exist without bloggers like you.
        I received your form and will respond by email soon.

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